Kamar shekaru hudu da suka gabata na yi nisa, nesa da Spain da na sami kaina yanzu. Musamman, muna tafiya ta jirgin kasa ta hanyar Indiya, daga Agra zuwa Goa, yayin tafiyar awa 31 wacce tunanina ya faɗo cikin raina bayan na sake karanta littafin rubutu na. "Kayi nutsuwa a wata duniyar" da kyar aka rubuta, saboda jirgin kasan nasa ne rattling bai ba ni damar yin haka da tabbaci ba. Kuma hakika, ya kasance. . . Hakanan abin yake, wata duniyar wacce zanyi kokarin jagorantarku kuma, ba zato ba tsammani, inyi shawara idan tazo yi tafiya a kusa da Indiya ta jirgin kasa.
Bazaren yayi daidai da jirgin ƙasa
A lokacin saya tikitin jirgin kasa a Indiya Akwai hanyoyi guda takwas (daga 1AC, tare da kwandishan, zuwa Kashi na Biyu), wanda muka zaɓi tikitin Class Class: mai arha (Yuro 30), ba tare da kwandishan da ɗakuna na mutane 6 ba. Shine tikitin da aka fi ba da shawara, ba wai kawai saboda farashinsa ba, har ma saboda kwarewar tafiya a ajin "mai bacci", tare da fasinjoji waɗanda, galibi, Indiyawa ne.
Muna siyan tikitin a karamar hukumar, kodayake kuma ana iya samun su kai tsaye ta yanar gizo akan IRCTC (India's Renfe) ko kuma Cleartrip yanar gizo. Hakanan za'a iya siyan su a tashar kanta, kodayake wata hukuma za ta ba ku shawara mafi kyau, musamman ma idan ita ce farkon tafiyarku. Kuma ba kwa son tsayawa a cikin dogon layi a tashoshin jirgin kasan Indiya masu yawan aiki.
Mun bar tashar jirgin kasa ta Agra muka zauna a wurin zama, tsakanin samari biyu na cikin gida waɗanda ke '' neman '' abokina da uba tare da ɗa wanda ke da matsaloli waɗanda alaƙar ta da ƙaunataccena ita ce mafi mahimmancin abin tunawa da wannan tafiya.
Da zarar jirgin ya fara, kuna jin cewa, ba zato ba tsammani, kun shiga duniyoyi biyu mabanbanta: ɗaya a ɗaya gefen sandunan, don haka mai saurin wucewa, mai launuka iri-iri, da kuma wanda ke cikin jirgin, wanda titunan sa suka zama kamar kasuwar tagwaye sun ratsa ta wani matattarar matattara: mata masu kwandunan 'ya'yan itace, wasu ma zasu karanta hannunka da maza masu siyar da samosas (waɗancan triangles ɗin kayan lambu na yau da kullun), dabbobin da aka cushe da ma man goge baki. A zahiri, ana cewa da yawa suna biyan tikitin jirgin ƙasa daga wannan wuri zuwa wancan domin samun ribar tafiyar tasu. Wasu, kai tsaye, shiga cikin gida.
A wuraren tsayawa, wasu fatake suna shiga wasu kuma suna sauka, harma suna baka kayayyakinsu ta taga, musamman a shai shayi wannan ba a rasa ba kuma wannan ya zama nau'in magani, watakila saboda kowane minti goma kuna sauraron Chai na yau da kullun! Chai! tafiya a farfajiyoyi da Kudin 5 kawai. Jin daɗi don jin daɗin jin daɗin kwanciyar hankali daga wurin zama yayin da kake bayar da lokaci don yin tunani mai kyau game da shimfidar wurare tsakanin kekunan shanun ko zuwa gidan wanka, ɗakin da kafin isa "ramin" dole ne ka guji tafkunan ruwa masu launi mara kyau. , zama wani irin kasada a kanta.
Lokacin kwanciya a jirgin kasan Indiya, Idan kun sami mafi girman kango, zaku kasance cikin sa'a, kuma idan kun dauki rabin Valium (bacci a kowane hanya na safara ba shine abu na ba), yafi kyau. Ka sani, tare da jakarka ta matashin kai, baku sani ba. Wani lokaci wani abu zai tashe ku, kuma zaku iya leƙawa ta ɗayan ƙofofin da ke kallon al'amuran Indiya suna wucewa a gabanku, da cikakken tafiya, ta hanyar sihiri.
A zahiri, a wani lokaci jirgin ya tsaya, ban san dalilin ba, kuma an yi tsit cikin manyan hanyoyin. Na leƙa ta cikin ɓoyayyar sirrina tsakanin kekunan kuma na tsaya a wurin, ni kaɗai, ina sauraren sautukan dajin da ke kan hanyoyin jirgin, yayin da a gefen jirgin wani mutum mai ɗauke da kwalaben roba ya saka a cikin jakar shara.
Dole ne in faɗi cewa, duk da haɗin gwiwar mutanen da ke ɗaukar waɗannan jiragen, yawancinsu yawanci suna cikin aminci. Indiyawa na iya yin ƙoƙari su tambaye ku kuɗi, su yi muku gori kuma su sayar muku da wani abu, amma galibi su mutane ne masu kyakkyawar tattaunawa, waɗanda ba za su yi jinkirin yin tambaya ko amsa wasu tambayoyi ba ko kuma, ba shakka, sun sa ku ga cewa su ma fahimci al'adun Yamma ta hanyar yatsa.
Sabili da haka, tsakanin tattaunawa da hira, tunani, mata a cikin saris waɗanda suka ƙetare filayen da maza waɗanda ke kallon rayuwa suna wucewa, mun ga bambancin Uttar Pradesh, yanayin sanyi da yanayin da yake da filayen shinkafa, har sai da muka isa tekun Dabinon da ke ambaliya Goa, wannan aljanna ta hippie inda babu ƙarancin majami'un Fotigal da kuma shagulgulan da aka yi a Indiya waɗanda ban yi ƙarfin halin zuwa ba.
Bayan mintuna ashirin muka isa Panaji, muka bar mahaifin nan wanda ya yiwa ɗansa murmushi duk lokacin da muke kanmu daga wannan jirgin da muka yi tafiyar da ba za mu sake maimaita ta ba. Wata duniya a cikin wata duniyar da rickshaw ke jiran mu a shirye don kai mu cikin zurfin daji.
Idan kuna tunanin tafiya zuwa Indiya, tsallakawa da shi ta jirgin ƙasa shine farkon dokokin da ke tattare da wannan ƙagaggen ƙudirin na Indiya da ya kamata ku kiyaye.
Zai yiwu ɗayan mafi kyawun kwarewar tafiye-tafiye a duniya.